How To Use The University Emporium The "DIY" Adulting University
Making The Most of Anna's Way Of Weird For Your Life
This is very different. And you probably got here thinking “Oh! A Newsletter.”
Haha… Ah. No.
You walked into a University on Substack, and you were like HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Yes. This is how my brain works. I used Math to “tweak” my brain… so it runs like THIS now.
(1) Take a deep breath.
I use a Mathematical Algorithm to eliminate and weed out all Narcissists, Karens, and MAGA. There are NO Karen-Spiritualists here. I boot them the moment I see their Butt Stick. This is an LGBTQIA+ and Ally Sanctuary, Respite, and Relief Nourishment Center + The University Emporium for the DIY Life Learner, Nerd, Intellect, Philosopher… We celebrate Education, Nutritional Knowledge, and Learning in this space.
It is an Ancient Greek Temple. Which is Mesopotamian for “Place Of Learning.”
We have 7+ New Academic Disciplines here that you have not even heard of.
Psychological Physics
Quantum Logic
Integrated Mathematics
Power Economics and Karma Banking
Homo Sapien Sapien Cultivation and Propagation For Prosperity (I really need to simplify this)
Ethical Law and Natural Order
Akademeology
Storiology
Jediology (That’s right. Naming Rights! I get to call it what I want. I chose this).
Now… Those are the Sciences behind The University Emporium. The Science of Those Sciences is on my Websites and in my Books. I use all 21 Academic Disciplines as needed to teach you what you need to know and how to apply this stuff in “Real Life Application.”
Real Life Application is all that matters and that is what we focus on. This is DIY Learning.
👉 We cover “How To Learn.”
👉 We cover The User Manual For The Subconscious Mind.
👉 We cover “The Educational Gap” and we fill in “The Gaps” that causes the majority of Mental Illness.
👉 We put Logic and Order back into your Subconscious Mind that Abusers, Bad Parenting, and worse Teaching took out of you.
Making The Most of The University Emporium :
(1) Take time to Familiarize Yourself with my Substack. It’s a lot. Get comfortable. Look at my menu. To the far left is “Science and Serious.” To the far Right is “Play and Silly.” The more you move to Left or Right, the more extreme you get…
Just like a Spectrum in The Vector as we see and learn about in Power Economic and Psychological Physics!
(2) Choose your Classes. Make SURE you are subscribed ONLY to the Classes you want delivered to your Inbox.
(3) ADJUST YOUR EMAIL SETTINGS!
I write A LOT. I am a PROLIFIC WRITER FOR VORACIOUS READERS. If you don’t want “a lot of emails” then choose ONE Subscription. If you want “about ONE WEEKLY Email from me,” then subscribe to “New Earth News” ONLY.
Go through my “Newsletters” and choose your Classes. We turn your Email Inbox into a University.
These are my Scheduled Classes. All others are Random and “As The Whim Flies.”
5:00 AM EST —> For Philosophical Coffee Paid Subscribers Only
9:00 AM EST —> For The Philosopher’s Fountain
7:00 PM EST —> For “Zombies From Space… And Vampires! Fists In The Dark” Story Time is at 7:00 PM EST!
7:00 PM EST —> For “Into The Abstract” Story Time is at 7:00 PM EST!
My Teaching Style
You know that really laid back Philosophy Professor who had been teaching Philosophy for 40+ Years who every one says, “Dude! You gotta take his classes!” and who smokes weed in the Teacher’s Lounge — and during lecture — while listening to the students passionately bicker over Stoicism vs Skepticism.
He was more concerned about YOU THINKING than any stupid fucking test grading bullshit.
“Existentialism!” He cries out as soon as you all take your seats. “If you don’t have your shit together, then you shouldn’t be here because Existentialism will fuck you up and whoop your ass, leaving you weeping in the Corner like a baby. It will break your mind and leave you realizing just how fucking useless you are… which is exactly where you need to be when you begin your Learning Journey. Great shit, Existentialism is!”
But then when he gets going you “get” why he’s “The Professor” and you are the Padawan.
He never wears a suit and looks like he just walked out of Burning Man and has more “write ups” for “indecent exposure” and “misconduct” because he thinks propriety is Fucking BS in a University, but they can’t fire him because he’s THAT GOOD, THAT LOVED, and is Tenured?
Yeah that’s me. That’s what you’re getting!
The Depths of Anna Land
The Closer you get to the heart of Anna Land, the more people are Ethical, Honest, Loving, Truthful, Kind, Abundant, Generous, and Educated. You do not buy your way into The Heart of Anna Land.
You Ethically Pilgrimage your way there as you bleed your way through The Valley of Shadow and Death because that is where my classes are designed to take you.
Every Tier is a stage that Nourishes you to the Next Tier. You Grow Ethically into Anna Land. Every stage gives you Perks, Rewards, and Additional Treasures to Unlock.
It’s a Game.
The Free Tier
There is The Free Tier. That is where everyone begins. You are here! 100% of my Posts are Free except Philosophical Coffee. This is where Free Subscribers begin.
We have :
Mermaid Cove over on Facebook.
Anna’s Playground over on Facebook.
The Healing Garden on Go High Level
The Philosophical Coffee Tier
There is the Paid Subscribers Tier for Philosophical Coffee for our 120-Day Ethical Challenge. This will get you to The Shores of Anna Land. This is where you get your Workbook to Modify and Augment the Classes you are already reading and learning from.
This is where you take the Classes and turn it into Active Doing and Implementing in your Life.
The Anna’s Playground “Mermaid Club” Tier
Anna’s Playground Members Tier #1
There is The Mermaid Club Tier for Members of Anna’s Playground. This is as far as you can get into Anna Land without doing The Philosophical Coffee 120-Day Ethical Challenge. Only Available through Fae Earth.
This is the Club House. The Playground. And the Philosophical Weed Circle. This is The Community.
The Anna’s Playground “Business” Tier
Anna’s Playground Members Tier #1
There is “The Business Expansion Pack” for Members of Anna’s Playground, which includes “The Mermaid Club.”
This is where you get Licensing and Certification Training. Only Members who complete this can “Unlock” PANDO.
The Anna’s Playground “Philosopher Nerd” Tier
There is “The Philosopher Nerd Expansion Pack” for Members of Anna’s Playground. This is an Upgrade coming Later. There will be “Live In New York” Philosophical Weed Circles where I hang out with my Ricks!
Ethical Perspectives 7+ Only.
Augmenting Your Education
(1) Add The Triadic Healing Books from The Library of Alexandria
(2) Do the Recommended Reading (See Below)
(3) Browse and Scavenge The Ashavana Archives (Located at www.annashealinggarden.org)
(4) Join The Community (Anna’s Playground)
(5) Build and Organize your Giving Circle (The Philosophical Coffee 120-Day Ethical Challenge and/or The Radical Global Healing Quest)
(6) Join The Radical Global Healing Quest
(7) Attend The Sunshine Imagination Adventures Event (Party with us!)
(8) Join Anna’s Book Club
(9) Become One of Anna’s 100 Monkey for “The Hugging Monkey Project”
The Recommended Reading
Not Nice by Dr. Aziz Gazipura
The 6 Pillars of Self Esteem by Dr. Nathaniel Branden
Rejection Proof by Jia Jiang
Breaking Delusion by Anna Imagination
The Theory of Love by Anna Imagination
The Salmon of Knowledge by Anna Imagination
The User Manual For The Subconscious Mind by Anna Imagination
Philosophical Assignment #1
Apocalypse Now (Movie)
Instinct (Movie)
The Lord of The Flies (Book)
“Who was right? Brando or Hopkins?”
Philosophical Assignment #2
Frankenstein (Book Only First Edition)
“What are the Responsibilities of a Parent to Their Creation?”
“Consider the Stages of Grief and Resistance to Accepting The Law of Vector.”
Philosophical Assignment #3
Othello
“Abuse Proof You”
The Two Mirrors of Narcissism
“Reflect on Iago and how he weaponized “Divide And Conquer” Tactics.”
Compare to your own life.
It’s a lot. But then… So is a University Campus. It’s a Society centered around the Sacred Act of Education and Learning.
And here, Learning is Sacred.
Welcome to “The Quests, News, and Events!” This is where I post Announcements, Upcoming Events, and Activities, Games, Quests all for the Entirety of Anna Land and The University Emporium!
Let’s turn your Email into a University! I post “As Needed” and Whenever. Subscribe to get The University Announcements in your Inbox.
Level Up your Education with the Philosophical Coffee 120-Day Challenge Work-A-Long Workbook.